Selling the Northwest's global genericism
One of the virtues of travel is that it gives you a chance to see how your part of the country is selling itself to the outside world. After flipping though a copy of Alaska Airlines magazine on a recent flight to San Francisco, I have to say that if Horace Greeley were shilling for regional real estate developers, he'd be saying "Go West in style, yuppie scum!" He'd take out a full-page, four-color ad to do it, too.
Current real estate pitches emphasize wealth, urban amenities, and a let-them-eat cake luxury lifestyle that is the antithesis of anything remotely regional or rooted. Local color? No. Rain? What's that? Moss, mountains, a frontier spirit? Hmmm, call the valet to take out the trash.
Here's how an ad for Vancouver, B.C.'s Ritz Carlton tower frames it: "I summer in The Hamptons, I winter in Aspen ... My home: The Ritz Carlton, Vancouver." Who are your neighbors in the adjoining $10 million units? Other wealthy dabblers who spend only six months a year in Canada. Now that's building community.
If the Ritz isn't to your taste, skip over to the 48-story Hotel Georgia, where its "unquestionably extravagant" residences are advertised as "Delightfully cosmopolitan. Deliciously exquisite. Decidedly exclusive." If you have to ask the price, you will be definitively excluded.
In Seattle, the high-rise Escala project asks readers to "Discover Grandeur" with a shot of a penthouse view. Mount Rainier? The Olympics? No, a night-shot of a city skyline. Such glowing skylines are de-rigeur for luxury tower ads. Apparently it's more important to leave the lights on than to think about the carbon footprint. The backdrop conveniently masks the actual locale of your luxury suite. London, New York, Dubai, Shanghai – who cares? The new Seattle, like Vancouver, is positioned as a world-class purveyor of global genericism.
Which brings me to the sales pitch for a project in Ballard called Canal Station. Not pricey like the others, these condos offer something unusual in this day and age:
Canal Station was designed to remind you of a time when quality and community mattered.
Unlike now, when community doesn't matter. But it is something for which we can be nostalgic – while we're wintering in Aspen.









Comments:
Posted Tue, Dec 11, 6:27 a.m.
Real Estate Numbers: It would be interesting to see a comparison of the relative benefit to the State between Microsoft and the imported Real Estate equity of recent immigrants - some of whom no doubt are leaving places they had a hand in messing up.
Numbers aside though, I think one would be hard pressed to ever make the case that anyone could ever trump Boeing. Such things are best measured over the course of generations.
FWIW I'm 3rd generation - a probably significant but not that unusual product around here. Anybody know any fourth or fifth generational folks? The only one's I know live in Portland.
-Douglas Tooley
Posted Wed, Dec 12, 5:14 p.m.
RE: eal Estate Numbers: My family's been in Washington since it was a territory. Like Walter Brennan used to say in The Guns of Will Sonnet (a short-lived late-60s TV western) "No brag, just fact."
Posted Thu, Dec 13, 8:26 a.m.
RE: eal Estate Numbers: Astute observation, Knute! I was thinking the same thing while flipping through Alaska's inflight magazine on my way home from a conference in Palm Springs. As somebody who winters, springs, summers and falls on Whidbey Island (since 1975), I always wonder who lives in these high rises with the goofy names. I've never been in one nor do I know anybody who lives in one. Years ago, I said there were two things in life that I didn't want: a big station wagon (now they're SUV's) and living in a place that had a name other than the Frause House. So far, so good. Although Frause Acres sounds sorta cool. Sue Frause, Langley
Posted Thu, Dec 13, 3:01 p.m.
RE: eal Estate Numbers: "A Frause'ier barbecue I've never attended." - Groucho Marx
Sorry. :-)